I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…
This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.
I….How….What the Fuck?
This person rivals me in cooking inabilities. I am awestruck.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
Jack Bauer. Jason Statham. Batman.
ZOMBIES DON’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCEEEEEEE! I just got handed the goddamn dream team.
(Source: generallydecent)
A lego set I would absolutely buy.
About me
hay jelly is one of my many names :) i got for my love of jelly and the fact my children are sweets :P i am a bisexual but unfortunatly me mateys and salkers but i am taken by someone amazing xxx i got the name fido from my master :P my master made me into a zooommmbiiie because there epic :D if you havent already guessed im a little crazy teehee oh and i cant really spell XD i live in swindon with my mum and step dad and bump :3 and i have (to my standards) epic friends x love you guys and if you find the crazy jorja follow her!! not litreally dont become a stalker like me (jksjks) wow almost forgot i am a bit of an animal and i love thigs like games and foooood and hot guys xx but most of alls i love the skyyyyy
