laryndawn:

arcanabreak:


anonymous asked:
Heeey!!! i wanted to request a gender bender of hiccup and astrid. Btw i love the hanging tooth and jack on your blog -they are so cute :D

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It can’t be seen from the front but Hiccup’s ponytail hair should be like valka’s. Astrid stole Bunny’s name and why not dreadlocks in a loose ponytail, eh?

you never stop wowing me, just, oh my goodness your art~ 

laryndawn:

arcanabreak:

anonymous asked:

Heeey!!! i wanted to request a gender bender of hiccup and astrid. Btw i love the hanging tooth and jack on your blog -they are so cute :D

derpygenderbends.jpegnotpng

It can’t be seen from the front but Hiccup’s ponytail hair should be like valka’s. Astrid stole Bunny’s name and why not dreadlocks in a loose ponytail, eh?

you never stop wowing me, just, oh my goodness your art~ 

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hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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kidcthulhu:

kaciart:

starkswillremember:

god i love it when nat runs for cover under steve’s shield / steve instinctively raises his arm to cover them both

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babiiieeesss

And Clint just runs off to fuck knows where, while Thor just kinda looks inconvenienced 

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dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

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DAFT PUNK | GET LUCKY GET STRONGER [MASH-UP]

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thatfunnyblog:

Sleeping Beauty: A summary

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cryptidsandoddities:

Clouds are weird yo.

There like paintings

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xombiedirge:

On Watch by Rustam Hasanov / Facebook
Part of the Art of How to Train Your Dragon 2 book signing and gallery show/charity auction, now on at Gallery Nucleus. All artwork available HERE

xombiedirge:

On Watch by Rustam Hasanov / Facebook

Part of the Art of How to Train Your Dragon 2 book signing and gallery show/charity auction, now on at Gallery Nucleus. All artwork available HERE

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taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

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